Amy Schumer Liked My Tweet

Eeeeeeee! This morning, I finished reading Amy Schumer’s book, ‘The Girl With the Lower Back Tattoo’. I told her as much and thanked her for writing it. There are so many “themes” in her book that I care deeply about – beyond the comedic-factor, that I had to reach out an tell her. More on the book another time. In other news; I bought new bed pillows today. Eeeeeeee! Buying pillows is such a crap shoot. There you are, stretching open the protective plastic around the pillow, hoping no one will see you trying to get a squeeze in. Like a few pokes at a pillow will really determine the next 12 months of sleep. Purchase the right pillow and you are guaranteed night after night of comfortable sleep, waking rested, neck lengthened like the model on the pillow bag, and not a hair out of place. Purchase the wrong pillow and you are destined to intolerable aches and pains, a hot-ass neck, and long nights with eyes wide open staring at the ceiling while you toss and turn, with whack morning hair. I took an hour-long nap on those pillows, in the middle of the freaking day, so I expect to be giraffe-like in like a week or so.

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