One night when I was a kid, I looked through my brother's telescope. A bright blob appeared in front of my eyeball. At the very same moment, I jumped. Jumped like when you double-jump on on a trampoline and you think your legs are about to fucking bend the opposite way they're supposed to and [...]
I have... fuzzy hair. Fuzzy hair that often forms the shape of a triangle. Mostly isosceles, but sometimes equilateral, and thank gawd - never obtuse. Some background: my father is black, straight outta Kingston; and mum is a short white woman with stunning blue eyes, a ridiculously large vocabulary, and has taught me the fine [...]
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